Got this new app. So now I will blog alot more

Well hello stranger, how are you?
Great.
I missed you.
Did you miss me?
Hooray.
First topic. Boom.
Swine Flu.
I have a theory about swine flu.
And there is no dancing around it.
It will in fact cause zombies.
I know you might think it sounds crazy now.
But when your undead neighbor is gnawing at your ankle. You will wish you listened to me.
Alright here is
RUBENS SWINE FLU ZOMBIE SURVIVAL BLOG
Step one:
Collect all of the movies that have zombies in them.
But don't over stock!
And remember REAL zombies cannot run.
Don't be fooled by imitators!
What not to watch:
28 days or weeks later
I am Legend
Anything where zombies have enough comprehension to run and communicate.
Also be sure to stock up on video games.
Mainly dead rising.
It's realistic.
Step Two:
Go somewhere large. But has a good place to use as a base.
I.e. Indoor mall
Has food courts and lots of objects to us as weapons.
You will need to know where the security is.
Because that will be the best place. It has all the cameras. And no windows, usually.
If you go to an outdoor mall.
Stay on the roofs. If you need to drop down drop into a store. Go for the one with the most blunt objects.
You can then collect them up top.
Step three:
Collect survivors.
But be careful some people might of been driven insane.
Even if someone is limping. Take them. They might be up help.
If someone has been biten. It may be hard but you need to leave them. It's hard but you have to.
Anyways.
No more of that right now.
Watching the Spirit.
It's cheesetastic.