So. It's been to long.

Got a small small idea.
For my music movie.
Not a musical.
I'm thinking of having it be a rock mock.
Possible title being.
"Man Toy: The Story Of Eric Saturn and the What"
Well.
Eric Saturn and the what are very much the who inspired.
Well when Greg, the lead singer of the Mop Tops, gets in a car accident and passes away. Greg's sister, Lucy, steps up as the new guitarist and lead singer.
People have mixed reactions.
Eric likes it.
Him and Lucy have been friends since they were little.
Him and her have been on off their whole lives.
They constantly hold hands and flirt.
Right now they are off.
She is dating some photographer.
They break up because he accuses her of cheating because some pictures came out of her and eric holding hands while they were dating.
She in fact did not cheat. But the photographer goes on this massive rampage in an interview. Making false claims and saying that eric is just her "man toy."
Eric hears of this and in an interview he calmly responds with.
"I may be her man toy, but at least I don't look like an ape."
The press takes this as a racial remark due to the fact that the photographer is African american.
Eric then makes a public apology. And states he did not mean for it to be racist.
Another musician. Probably hendrix based, releases an album entitled "Whose the real Ape?"
With a charicature of Eric in a monkey suit.
The charicature resembles eric but not a spitting image.
Eric decides against pressing charges.
That's all I have right now.
Steal these ideas and I judo chop you in the neck.

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Ohurrah

I've got flour all over my arms.
It resembles coke.
Kind of.
It's so hot. Like. It's not even funny.
So today twitter told me that 213 people are following me.
Yesterday I had 100.
Don't know what happened. But like. It looks like all the same people. Weird.
Nothing major today.
It's so hot.
I said that already.
So hot.
I really like these scripts I'm working on. Hooray.
Alright.
This is most likely the most boring post I've posted.
Sweet.
K bye

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Mini post

Alright, so here's the deal.
My possible plot for that whole music script.
It follows Richard Toiebrewsh, the lead singer of the band, The When.
Alright.
So it's not really a plot.
But an outline.
Music going into Vietnam during it and after it.
I'd highlight on certain things.
Beatles getting broken up and John making his own music.
Bob Dylan when he stopped doing protest songs.
When buddy holly died.
Stuff like that.
I also refuse to use an elvis based character.
Etc. Etc.
This was in fact a mini post.

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Blah blah star trek

Saw star trek.
Loved it.
People are saying it's this years iron man.
Which is weird.
Cause iron man was like awesome until Dark Knight came out. People like forgot about iron man.
So what's going to blow star trek out of the water?
My prediction: The Gran Torino Prequel.
A.k.a.
Up.
Anyways.
If you had a time machine. And went back.
I don't know, 3 years?
And went up to someone and said.
"in 2009, they will make a movie about star trek. And it will have the madea guy, Shaun from shaun of the dead, and Harold from Harold and kumar. And it will be good."
And probablly ask if Tyler perry will be playing the reading rainbow guy.
Question?
Was Whoopi Golberg ever on star trek?
I feel like she was.
Anyways.
It's to hot. Way to hot.
Saw ghosts of girlfriends past today.
It was alright.
Matthew howeveryoyspellhisname-ahey was actually pretty decent.
As was emma Roberts.
Everything else sucked.
It had a good premise.
And oddly enough some really well done effects. Anyways.
Seeing star trek tonight. Again.

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I'm not sick but I'm not well

Do do do do dooo
Alright.
Here's the deal.
Right now I like doing these fake sequels.
Today is a few ideas for a Marley and Me sequel.
Idea 1:
Marley and Me 2: The Spirit Of Cujo
It is set when the kids are teenagers. When the middle son gets his siblings to join in a ceremony to bring their beloved dog back from the other world. It goes horribly wrong. Instead of the spirit of Marley coming back into the corpse. It is the spirit of Cujo. The dog springs up and begins to maul all of the children. When the dad runs outside he shoots the dog multiple times and it falls over. But when the dad turns around to look at his wife in the window. The dog gets up, with bullet holes visible and mauls him as well. He then bursts into the house and tried to hunt down the mom.
You know it'd be awesome.
Idea 2:
Marley and Me 2: All Dogs DON'T Go To Heaven
A cartoon.
When Marley(voiced by Michael J. Fox) reaches the Pearly Gates to doggy heaven, he is informed by saint Pugters that he can not be let in because of all the wrongs he committed. He has one chance to go back and relive his life. Except this time being a good dog. If he can complete this task he will be allowed into doggy heaven. With Whoopi Goldberg as Mrs. Mittens the cat who is trying to get Marley to do wrong and Jason Alexander as Marley's friend Dinkie the Daschund.
That'd go straight to DVD.
The sad thing is that second one sounds like something they could try to market.
I could get a job as marketing crap movies.
Hey! Speaking of death!
Check out.
http://www.content-magazine.com
I interviewed a grave digger.
Pretty snazzy stuff.
That's all I have right now.
Hooray.
Will blog more tomorrow.
Not sure what sequels to write.
Watchmen 2? Maybe
hmmmm
Alright.
Will post more tomorrow.

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Now don't get me wrong.

I do love Night at The Museum.
Well the first one.
Can't say anything about the second yet.
But don't you think they could take it in some new directions?
Well I do.
And here is a few ideas I have in directions it could go.
Number 1:
Night At The WAX Museum.
For some reason Ben Stiller and all the statues get moved to Madame Tussads.
When everything comes to life some of the classic Villains and Hollywood movie monsters team up for some reason. Ben Stiller must assemble a team to stop them. The team could consist of Abbott and Costello, Batman, Teddy Roosevelt, and a few more. The cameos could be endless. People would eat it up. Could feature some sort of Hall Of Presidents scene with all of them including Obama. That'd be funny.
Number 2:
Night At The Museum 3: Hitler's Return
(if you take this seriously in anyway. You have no sense of humor.)
So Ben Stiller and crew get moved to Germany. Into a museum that used to be a holocaust museum. With all the stuff except for some cleared out. Some stuff happens. There is a hall of dictators or something in which Hitler, Stalin, Castro, and Hussein are all in and they break a war out in the museum. Great family comedy. What's funnier then Hitler being chased by a dinosaur? Nothing.
That's all I got about terrible sequels right now. Maybe some more tomorrow? I'm thinking some Marley and Me sequels.
I realized I rushed right into writing without actually greeting you.
Hey.
What's up?
I missed you too.
It's ok.
Don't cry.
New movie idea.
It's set in the late fifties through the late seventies.
Not really sure on a story line yet. But all of the characters will be in seperate bands that very much resembles real bands. But here's the catch all of the music the bands will play will be out of era. But set in the style of the band that the fictional band resembles.
I.e. The Mop Tops = The Beatles
Rob Dilan = Bob Dylan
The When = The Who
Etc. Etc.
But my song choice would be something like this.
Bob Dylan based character- Flagpole Sitta
The Beatles based characters- An Honest Mistake
The Who based characters- Fell in Love With a Girl
Buddy Holy based character- Island In The Sun
Jackson 5 based characters- Scar Tissue
The Mamas and The Papas based characters-Wonderwall
That's all I have right now
If you have any suggestions for ideas let me know on a facebook message or @ to me on Twitter.
Alright.
I'm off.
We shall meet again.

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Wowie howza!

I though that sounded exciting.
Alright.
Here's the deal.
Today when me and Noah were hanging out.
We walked by a theater.
And the dumpster was out front.
It was filled with seats and seats part.
Noah said I could grab some after the movie.
We went to go see Lymelife.
It was really well done.
The cast was perfect.
Seriously.
First.
I think Alec Baldwin was the best.
He seriously was this role.
It wasn't cheesey.
I was worried because I didn't think he was a very good actor. But when I saw this movie I gained so much respect for him.
Biggest surprise for me.
The Culkins can act.
And they don't need makuly or however you spell his name.
The chemistry between everyone was amazing. It was brilliant.
Alright well, when the movie ended.
We walked outside, I was a little nervous because we went to the window. To ask the guy if we could take some of the stuff.
And he said.
"well it's in the garbage."
So we took a seat and a like free card thing.
Then when Noah brought the car down I went and grabbed another seat. Then I grabbed two seat backs. That way they looked legit.
So they are now sitting next to my bed.
They are set up rather nice.
But they smell like dead bodies.
Me and Noah were wondering why they are getting rid of them.
I probablly have swine flu now.


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Quick post

I'm in a content meeting. Check it out.
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Title!

Alright, guess what time it is!!!!
RUBEN'S SWINE FLU ZOMBIE SURVIVAL BLOG!!!!!
yay!!!!
I had some people tell me they liked it. So here's a fourth step.
Step Four:
Make sure you are in fact the main guy.
Because everyone else will probablly die.
Examples of people you do not want to be.
Elderly Couple
Comedic Relief
Parent of Main guy
Stupid Person
People who you have a fifty fifty chance of making it as.
Main guys best friend.
And main guys love interest.
They almost always seem to make it out alive.
If you are one of those two, do keep in mind you will probably get attacked.
But do not worry.
You'll survive.
Probablly.
alright next on the agenda of stuff to talk about.
Wolverine.
It was awesome.
Really.
The characters were well casted.
The fact that I noticed all the Easter egg characters made me feel like such a nerd.
So on my facebook and twitter.
I made my status a quote I came up with about swine flu.
"swine flu is like the jonas brothers to bird flu's hanson. The first one wasn't that big a deal, but the second one is way overrated."
It's true.
The only reason we are freaking out so much over this disease is because for some reason, everyone thinks we are all going to die.
It's not the end of the world.
I don't know who said it was but it wasn't.
Although I feel like it won't be long till the news is just some guy sitting at a desk yelling how we are all going to die.
Although it already seems like that.
This post took an awkwardly sad turn.
Well good bye. Haha


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