I'm not sick but I'm not well

Do do do do dooo
Alright.
Here's the deal.
Right now I like doing these fake sequels.
Today is a few ideas for a Marley and Me sequel.
Idea 1:
Marley and Me 2: The Spirit Of Cujo
It is set when the kids are teenagers. When the middle son gets his siblings to join in a ceremony to bring their beloved dog back from the other world. It goes horribly wrong. Instead of the spirit of Marley coming back into the corpse. It is the spirit of Cujo. The dog springs up and begins to maul all of the children. When the dad runs outside he shoots the dog multiple times and it falls over. But when the dad turns around to look at his wife in the window. The dog gets up, with bullet holes visible and mauls him as well. He then bursts into the house and tried to hunt down the mom.
You know it'd be awesome.
Idea 2:
Marley and Me 2: All Dogs DON'T Go To Heaven
A cartoon.
When Marley(voiced by Michael J. Fox) reaches the Pearly Gates to doggy heaven, he is informed by saint Pugters that he can not be let in because of all the wrongs he committed. He has one chance to go back and relive his life. Except this time being a good dog. If he can complete this task he will be allowed into doggy heaven. With Whoopi Goldberg as Mrs. Mittens the cat who is trying to get Marley to do wrong and Jason Alexander as Marley's friend Dinkie the Daschund.
That'd go straight to DVD.
The sad thing is that second one sounds like something they could try to market.
I could get a job as marketing crap movies.
Hey! Speaking of death!
Check out.
http://www.content-magazine.com
I interviewed a grave digger.
Pretty snazzy stuff.
That's all I have right now.
Hooray.
Will blog more tomorrow.
Not sure what sequels to write.
Watchmen 2? Maybe
hmmmm
Alright.
Will post more tomorrow.

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