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Alright, guess what time it is!!!!
RUBEN'S SWINE FLU ZOMBIE SURVIVAL BLOG!!!!!
yay!!!!
I had some people tell me they liked it. So here's a fourth step.
Step Four:
Make sure you are in fact the main guy.
Because everyone else will probablly die.
Examples of people you do not want to be.
Elderly Couple
Comedic Relief
Parent of Main guy
Stupid Person
People who you have a fifty fifty chance of making it as.
Main guys best friend.
And main guys love interest.
They almost always seem to make it out alive.
If you are one of those two, do keep in mind you will probably get attacked.
But do not worry.
You'll survive.
Probablly.
alright next on the agenda of stuff to talk about.
Wolverine.
It was awesome.
Really.
The characters were well casted.
The fact that I noticed all the Easter egg characters made me feel like such a nerd.
So on my facebook and twitter.
I made my status a quote I came up with about swine flu.
"swine flu is like the jonas brothers to bird flu's hanson. The first one wasn't that big a deal, but the second one is way overrated."
It's true.
The only reason we are freaking out so much over this disease is because for some reason, everyone thinks we are all going to die.
It's not the end of the world.
I don't know who said it was but it wasn't.
Although I feel like it won't be long till the news is just some guy sitting at a desk yelling how we are all going to die.
Although it already seems like that.
This post took an awkwardly sad turn.
Well good bye. Haha


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